2 - Furry Discrimination

OK, I'm a gryphon, right? You all know that, it's not hard to tell that I'm
a gryphon. But I'm proud to be a gryphon, damnit! You know, it's a big
responsibility being the feather duster of the furry world, but I like it!
Hey, you get a cozy nest, plenty of food, the pay is lousy, but you can't
beat the travelling opportunities, so I'm happy! I'm a happy gryphon!
Until...

I'm hanging out, not bothering anyone, and a fur I've never met before comes
up and says, "Hello" to me. Hey, no problem, I'm friendly, I like to meet
new furs! So I wave back and say "hi", and then he says "Oh, you're a
gryphon". And...and it's kind of a confusing statement, you know, kinda like
"Oh, you're on fire". So obviously, I'm curious and I say, "Well, what do
you mean?" and he says "It's too bad you're a gryphon, I just don't find
them believeable, umm, and you seem like a really nice guy too." Well, I'm
sorry to offend your personal sense of reality, but you can get FUCKED, ok?!

So this is how it's gonna be, is it? We've got a perfect little furry world
here, and now let's bring in the little existance discrimination! It's not
like our players have to deal with enough discrimination, and now you're
going to decide to start some good, old-fashioned reality prejustice,
wonderful! Here, let me get you David Duke's home phone number, maybe he can
give you a few tips! This isn't the first time I've seen this, either! I've
seen furs look at dragons and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not into the
mythical thing." Oh goody, a mythical creature's going to have to sit in the
back of a bus now? Do we get our own seperate mythical bathrooms and
mythical schools? Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but you're an
anthropomorphic fucking skunk! Have you looked into the mirror lately? Oh,
I'm sorry, there for a minute I thought you were as mythical as I was! I'm
sorry, don't beat me, massa!

You know, I just don't need this kind of shit. You know that there are entire
mucks out there that won't even allow dragons or gryphons or taurs, because
they're too "fairytale-like"? Yeah, brilliant! You're an anthropomorphic
horse, standing there at the gates, telling me I'm too fairytale-like! Yeah,
just point out the train to the nearest concentration camp, please, and I'll
just be on my way. OK, listen to me for a minute. Nobody died and left you in
charge of reality, alright? If you can be a 150 lbs fox with a 180 lbs tail,
then I can be a fucking gryphon! My life is hard enough, OK? I have to deal
with flying through storms, cleaning my feathers, hunting for food, sitting
on my griffers...The last thing I need is you calling out the R.E.A.L police
to Rodney King me for violation of section 429 of the furry existance
ordinance! Haven't you learned ANYTHING from our players?! What, maybe you
don't think we have enough culture or something? Maybe if... Think there
ought to be a little furry Hitler running around the muck, executing taurs?

I'll tell you what, if existance requires half a brain, then you're not in
that little party, ya? How can you, a fantasy anthropomorphic character, sit
there and tell me I'm just not a part of your reality? Wakeup call, genius!
This isn't JUST your reality! There are quite a few more players out there
than just yours. OK, I know, I'll just decide that from now on, morons are
just too unbelieveable to exist. Sorry to have to do that to you, pal, but
I' m afraid you'll just going to have to not exist anymore. Should I stomp
you into little bitty stupid bits now, or do you wanna wait until after the
daily Pegasos bonfire?

Now, don't tell me the majority of people consider dragons and gryphons more
mythical than an anthro raccoon or some shit. If we went with the majority,
then NEITHER of us would exist. There'd just be a bunch of big-breasted human
amazon women and cold beer! Yeah, I'm sorry to tell you, Mr. Anthromoose, but
reality isn't going to bend to your will and make all the hydras disappear.
Yes, I'm afraid all the unicorns will still be around in the morning! Hey, in
my reality, you're dinner, okay? In my reality, your mother is my personal
bitch. But somehow, I'm still hungry and I don't have a fat whore between my
legs right now! So I guess we'll gonna have to compromise! How do you like
them apples? I'm glad you're not in charge around here, we might as well get
out the whips and witch-torturing equipment.

We don't need furry discrimination, OK? There are a lot of things we don't
need around here. We can do without earthquakes... umm, root canals we don't
want, that's a good one.. Taxes, hey damn, we don't need any taxes! No point
in bringing in any of that stuff around, so why not just leave discrimination
out of it while we're at it? Let's just shove that off over there along with
chemical burns, OK, if you don't mind?

Oh, I know how it is. You like the idea of SOME mythical creatures, but not
others! You want a world where there's something to hump everywhere you turn.
Well, guess what? If I can tolerate the idea of an anime catgirl with purple
hair, then you can damn well tolerate a gryphon! Just put down the attitude
there and no-one will get hurt, okay? You don't think a gryphon is
attractive? Fine! Don't look at me! But I'll be damned if you're going to
throw me out onto the fucking cotton fields just because you don't happen to
shoot a stiffy when you see me! You know, I might think you're butt-ugly too,
but you're not going to catch me shaving you bald and slapping a star on
your chest!

Maybe this reality isn't exactly like you want it, but you know what? Tough
noogies, okay? Deal with it! You SHOULD be a little more open-minded! You
SHOULD be a little more respectful towards other peoples' fantasies! But if
you still think I shouldn't exist because I'm too mythical for you, guess
what? I still don't have your mother gurgling my name! In other words, BITE
ME!

This is 2, your mythical Ranting Gryphon, and that's all I have to say about
that.